as a dog returns to its vomit
Mondays.

walking into a gallery that is essentially three small rooms in an apartment connected by stairs. theres a woman at a desk who doesn’t talk and a single framed colour picture of garfield on the wall. 

robotfoot:

Hello, I am Dabby Gabriel and I would like to invite you to a 1980s style late and very long dinner. We will sit for roughly 4 to 5 hours in one Italian restaurant in soho nyc eating a very heavy meal of thick pasta, fatty meats drenched in sauces and oils and gulping glasses of luxurious acid filled red wine. Your ears will be privy to hours of conversation from me, a extremely wealthy white 68 year old man who is out of touch with almost every aspect of modern American life. Every time you think the evening is over I will order more things like dessert or coffee. When we get up your pant bottoms will stink like ass-sweat and it will release a cloud of sweaty shit stink that will make you feel like a dirty person. You will go to the bathroom at lest once to be alone for a second and fart. Oh yeah, one more thing, I am a bad boring person but I am rich with money.

robotfoot:

Hello, I am Dabby Gabriel and I would like to invite you to a 1980s style late and very long dinner. We will sit for roughly 4 to 5 hours in one Italian restaurant in soho nyc eating a very heavy meal of thick pasta, fatty meats drenched in sauces and oils and gulping glasses of luxurious acid filled red wine. Your ears will be privy to hours of conversation from me, a extremely wealthy white 68 year old man who is out of touch with almost every aspect of modern American life. Every time you think the evening is over I will order more things like dessert or coffee. When we get up your pant bottoms will stink like ass-sweat and it will release a cloud of sweaty shit stink that will make you feel like a dirty person. You will go to the bathroom at lest once to be alone for a second and fart. Oh yeah, one more thing, I am a bad boring person but I am rich with money.

die socialist floozies

im a crunchy worm in the Cruel Cog of the bureaucracy of university 

purepopfornowpeople:

Time is a flat circle.

purepopfornowpeople:

Time is a flat circle.

jerry seinfeld with his mouth open blinking rapidly

im a dandy at heart, a flaneur, all i want to do is make cheese in the hot country sun

i have 4 essays due in two weeks and its so fucked up

I’m addicted to my cat from hell its the best show I’ve ever seen

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

I’m going to drop out and spend my tuition on maltesers